Say Hello to Amputee Jesus

Meet Amputee Jesus...

A friend gave this to me this weekend. She got it from another friend who... well, let just say, some times it's better not to ask.

Anyway, he's a little lead figurine. It looks like it was nailed to a cross at some point by some sadistic bastard. But he's been freed from that hellacious torture and is now free to live his life as he sees fit (as long as he doesn't want to go snow skiing or something).

I've been trying to talk him into taking some college courses... maybe even getting a degree. But he seems very depressed about the loss of his limbs. Hopefully I'll be able to cheer him up before his depression sinks him too low becuase I'm afraid if he keeps up like this, he may do something rash.