Recycled Souls

Theologians to ask Pope to suspend limbo?

Apparently Limbo just isn't a hot seller for the Catholic church anymore. So they've been looking for an alternative. It seems that Pope John Paul asked a commission to basically make up something else!

Isn't that as good as admitting that they just pull most of this stuff out of an orifice that they have to stand up to access?

So presumably they'll come up with some explanation on how unbaptized babies actually get a free pass and are admitted into heaven or how their souls are recycled and born into new bodies so that they have a chance at experiencing the whole born-in-sin/salvation shtick.

Speaking of which I should let Dave Barry know that "Recycled Souls" would be a good name for a rock band (WBAGNFARB).

Oh, wait... never mind.. it already is... Recycled Souls